Snag the Joyo BanTamP 20w. This guitar amp's got more power than a chili cook-off. Comes tested, like your patience after a boy-band concert. Toss in headphones and a cord, it's practically a party in a package. Warning: you might become irresistible to groupies.

This Randall RD5 amp head's guitar riffs are as loud as your ex's complaints! Comes with a speaker cord, already tested - translation: survived a garage band's teenage tantrum. Rock on, just don't wake the neighbors.

This Bugera Vintage 22 is so retro, it was yelling at its power cord for not being hemp. It's a tube-tastic time machine blasting your riffs to the moon and back! Plug in, rock out, repeat.

Even Thor's mighty hammer couldn't crank out the electrifying power of the Peavey rage 158! With a thrash of a string, you'll summon a storm of sound that even your deaf, 94-year-old grandma can't ignore. Be careful, though - this amp's mojo is so potent, it might just summon Space Aliens thinking it's their Uber ride. Tune responsibly!

The Peavey Windsor 100Watt, a beast for everyone but the neighbors! Great for shredding guitar solos or testing the structural integrity of your walls, if you're into that sort of thing.